As I (Dad) am walking out the door this morning I hear Kendra say from the Kitchen “Do you girls want anymore worms?”
Dad: You see the big truck passing us in the left?
Emily: We going backwards?!
Emily (enters room): I have my baby.
Dad: Does your baby have a name?
Dad: What is your baby’s name?
Kendra (to Jason) : Did you fart?
Kendra: Oh good!
Kendra: Yes. I didn’t want to change another diaper.